Search is broken

Ok, how come nobody told me the search feature is broken?
'Your Google query for '...' returned no results.'

Yeah, ok, I'll admit I don't use the search feature on our site either. It's in the wrong place after all. It's supposed to be in the top right corner. I'll have to fix that too. Well, there may be a bunch more changes to the website after the Marketing Planning Meeting at Bytown Brigantine HQ on December 5.

A webmaster's work is never done. Sort of like being a bosun.